[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/sranda-musi-byt\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/sranda-musi-byt\/","headline":"Sranda mus\u00ed b\u00fdt","name":"Sranda mus\u00ed b\u00fdt","description":"Kdyby nebyla z\u00e1bava, byl by \u017eivot n\u00e1s lid\u00ed smutn\u00fd. A tak se snad ka\u017ed\u00fd aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdy n\u011b\u010d\u00edm bav\u00ed a leckdo se sna\u017e\u00ed tu v\u00edce a <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/sranda-musi-byt\/\" title=\"Sranda mus\u00ed b\u00fdt\">[...]<\/a>","datePublished":"2022-12-27","dateModified":"2022-12-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"anzug.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/04053961f5a3d2af1f56d865c7fc774bb6a80b9754b2f4c57fa4f8cefa253bd4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/04053961f5a3d2af1f56d865c7fc774bb6a80b9754b2f4c57fa4f8cefa253bd4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"anzug.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/black-and-white-2590810_1280.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/black-and-white-2590810_1280.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/sranda-musi-byt\/","about":["Z\u00e1bava"],"wordCount":456,"articleBody":"Kdyby nebyla z\u00e1bava, byl by \u017eivot n\u00e1s lid\u00ed smutn\u00fd. A tak se snad ka\u017ed\u00fd aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdy n\u011b\u010d\u00edm bav\u00ed a leckdo se sna\u017e\u00ed tu v\u00edce a tu m\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159isp\u011bt k\u00a0z\u00e1bav\u011b t\u011bch ostatn\u00edch. A n\u011bkdy se to da\u0159\u00ed, zat\u00edmco jindy tomu tak pochopiteln\u011b b\u00fdt nemus\u00ed.Vezm\u011bme si t\u0159eba takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad:Mu\u017e p\u0159i\u0161el do drah\u00e9 restaurace a poru\u010dil si to nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddlo. A pot\u00e9 pravil k\u00a0\u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edkovi: \u201eNesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e j\u00e1 j\u00edm, zat\u00edmco jin\u00ed maj\u00ed hlad. P\u0159ineste stejn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo i v\u0161em, kdo tu jsou. A\u0165 i oni jed\u00ed.\u201cO tom, \u017ee se doty\u010dn\u00fd setkal s\u00a0kladnou odezvou od ostatn\u00edch host\u016f, jist\u011b mluvit net\u0159eba.Pak si tento host objednal l\u00e1hev toho nejlep\u0161\u00edho a nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00edho v\u00edna. A op\u011bt se obr\u00e1til na \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka: \u201eNep\u0159ipad\u00e1 mi spr\u00e1vn\u00e9, abych pop\u00edjel, zat\u00edmco maj\u00ed ostatn\u00ed \u017e\u00edze\u0148. P\u0159ineste tohle v\u00edno i v\u0161em ostatn\u00edm, kdo tu jsou. A\u0165 pij\u00ed i oni.\u201cOdezva byla pochopiteln\u011b je\u0161t\u011b pozitivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Mu\u017e se do\u010dkal vysloven\u00e9ho aplausu.A pak do\u0161lo na placen\u00ed. Jak jinak? Mu\u017e se obr\u00e1til op\u011bt na onoho \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka. \u201eCht\u011bl bych platit. P\u0159ineste mi m\u016fj \u00fa\u010det za to, co jsem tu m\u011bl. A ostatn\u00edm ho p\u0159ineste tak\u00e9. Kdy\u017e plat\u00edm j\u00e1, a\u0165 plat\u00ed i oni.\u201cNev\u00edm. Asi bych necht\u011bl b\u00fdt v\u00a0pozici doty\u010dn\u00e9ho mu\u017ee, pokud to myslel v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Proto\u017ee ne ka\u017ed\u00fd humor humorn\u011b i kon\u010d\u00ed.Stejn\u011b jako bych nejsp\u00ed\u0161e necht\u011bl b\u00fdt v\u00a0k\u016f\u017ee onoho mu\u017ee na celnici, kter\u00fd se dotazoval celn\u00edka, zda sm\u00ed p\u0159es hranice p\u0159ev\u00e9zt sedmdes\u00e1t kilo zlata. A kdy\u017e se dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee ne, obr\u00e1til se na man\u017eelku a pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eJe mi l\u00edto, zlato, ale bude\u0161 tu muset z\u016fstat.\u201cKa\u017ed\u00e1 sranda prost\u011b za n\u011bco stoj\u00ed. N\u011bkdy za \u00fasm\u011bv, n\u011bkdy za prd, n\u011bkdy za p\u00e1r facek. To podle toho, kdo a jak ji pod\u00e1 a kdo a jak ji pochop\u00ed a p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b vzt\u00e1hne na sebe.Ov\u0161em dobr\u00e9 je v\u00a0dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm to, \u017ee si legraci d\u011blat m\u016f\u017eeme. A to ze v\u0161eho, nebo skoro ze v\u0161eho. A \u017ee u\u017e na rozd\u00edl od d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161ka neplat\u00ed ono do ur\u010dit\u00e9 m\u00edry skute\u010dn\u011b pravdiv\u00e9: \u201eZn\u00e1m skv\u011bl\u00fd politick\u00fd vtip. Za ten by mohlo b\u00fdt tak p\u011bt let v\u00a0krimin\u00e1le.\u201c                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Sranda mus\u00ed b\u00fdt","item":"https:\/\/www.anzug.cz\/sranda-musi-byt\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]